My Worst Sleeping Experience -Short Story

I know you want to hear i pissed (wewe , urinated) on my bed just be patient Aha Wait NOW !!!!
Fast for- No! Backward to 30th April 2013. It was the morning of a school day
" Well i need to get ready for school ", I said to my self. I needed to get my books from last night in order , i needed to iron my school uniforms . "Well i had a chance to last night but unfortunately procrastination and then laziness are attributes that i posses . Now where was i with my thoughts? Yes i remember "i need to get my things in order ". Off i go zoooommm i arrange my bags , get into my uniform and am out of the door with a certain scolding from my father , as you see for the past 3 years i have always gone to school late and either i get scolded , canned( Nothing can be more embarrassing than my mother chasing you out in the streets with a cane, i swear
MY OT CASTED!!!!


I know you want to hear i wewe on my bed !!!

Well it is drizzling all of a sudden so i cant wait top get into a bus so i use 50 cent out of my 1 dollar and get into a bike (OKADA) and i arrive at my school . Unfortunately we have Terror , Mayhem , wickedness , Short un smart old men in my school gate so most likely i get canned again( School was a battle field and i always lost ).
Now You remember it is still drizzling ...Wait! It is raining heavily now and school is over and it is 2:30 pm so off i go home but before i run under the rain , i have to vibe to this song

I know you want to hear i pissed on my bed just be patient Aha Wait NOW !!!!

Blow my mind, blow my mind
For your love, I go change my life
Change my life, change my life (yeah)
I am dancing like chris brown under the rain . Wait ! This is 2013 how is that even possible? Has davido even been born? Stop joor.


It is wande coal song i am dancing to
Baby hello….baby hello
Sweety banana…sweety banana
Sisi eko…eko

Well home i go after my embarrassing trials in being chris brown . Well so i get home get off my uniform jump on the bed and crash . I can assure you sleeping while the raining is falling is beautiful in Nigeria . Well i kept sleeping and then i woke up to the crash of my leg on something wet . 

"No , wait this thing is very wet and it has spread all over my bed ."

"God what have i done ", i thought to myself  . I just ...... Wait this thing doesn't smell like urine and my mischievous brother is not at home yet so ? 

I slowly open my eye and low and behold my entire room  and my bed is all covered in water , I mean RAIN WATER how it came in , i don't have an idea but i swear i was so happy it was not my urine while forgetting the fact that with being the eldest son it was automatically my job to remove the water from the house.